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Friday, May 8, 2009

'Take Lite'

"Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall।"

So here, my final semester exams are goin' on... m tryin' hard to concentrate for few days on my studies, pushin' myself to books again and again though m not willin' to, as i hate forces which compell but as all knows exams cant be escaped. We have to face it at every sphere whether we like it or not...

So y don't i put some funny quotes to describe exactly how i, rather i sud say 'we' feel durin' our horrified moments...

take it lite guys, they(exams) r not monsters 'just another bad n tough phase of our life'!!!

Personally speakin' i never ever took tension of papers(includin board exams) evn if m not prepared for a drop out of ocean... caz i never took it as a parameter to judge one's acumen... n this blog is not to describe how exactly i feel but rather just to take a chill pill...

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,

"Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya hai

Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!"

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!

Somethin' technical :

.4 Years Of Study.

50 Gb Syllabus

50 Mb We Study

50 Kb We Remember

50 Bytes We Answer

Binary Marks Get

This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B।E] … (=


Atlast, a standin' ovation to the song for our mothers.....

"मैं कभी बतलाता नहीं... पर semester से डरता हूँ मैं माँ ...|
यूं तो मैं दिखलाता नहीं ... grades की परवाह करता हूँ मैं माँ ..|
तुझे सब है पता ....है न माँ ||

किताबों में ...यूं न छोडो मुझे..
chapters के नाम भी न बतला पाऊँ माँ |
वह भी तो ...इतने सारे हैं....
याद भी अब तो आ न पाएं माँ ...|

क्या इतना गधा हूँ मैं माँ ..
क्या इतना गधा हूँ मैं माँ ..||

जब भी कभी ..invigilator मुझे ..
जो गौर से ..आँखों से घूरता है माँ ...
मेरी नज़र ..ढूंढे qstn paper...सोचूं यही ..
कोई सवाल तो बन जायेगा.....||

उनसे में ...यह कहता नहीं ..बगल वाले से टापता हूँ मैं माँ |
चेहरे पे ...आने देता नहीं...दिल ही दिल में घबराता हूँ माँ ||

तुझे सब है पता .. है न माँ ..|
तुझे सब है पता ..है न माँ ..||

मैं कभी बतलाता नहीं... par semester से डरता हूँ मैं माँ ...|
यूं तो मैं दिखलाता नहीं ... grades की परवाह करता हूँ मैं माँ ..|"

So Guys u r most welcome to present ur point of view on this not so very important but compulsory topic in ur life...

no intentions to hurt ne serious studious students sentiment!! :-)


Anonymous said...

wait!!! first i stop laughing....hahahahehehehuhuhhu..heheeh..
kya kahu...exmas ke din yaad aa gye!!!11 din hi hue hai..exmas finish hue..
anyways..it feels nice to see that am not the only one who feels the same in exams..
in fact its the time of year when one feels least like studying...

Rajeev R said...

....saying that exam doesn't gauge the acumen, is the weak souls's defense, to hide his weakness. And a bad way of hiding desperate laziness and nonchalance.

rahul said...

.... i think u r hiding ur tension of exams by saying so.....